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 The Fool Called: 

|| PARSNIP ||

The stacked deck goes to the loser

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[Theme]

"Are you having a laugh at me, Parsnip?" ⋗ ​

⋖ "Only at myself, sir."​

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Monikers: Parse, Parsnip

Alignment: The Bit

Association: Ex Captain Garviel

Profession: Jester & Personal Servant

Motivation: ?

Dislikes: ?

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Shrewd ︰ Resigned︰ Folly ︰ Pride︰ Off-Kilter

Parsnip is a miserable man who jingles everywhere he goes. His teeth are too white for his profession, faded finery well-maintained, betraying a lingering pride that his work has not yet beaten out of him. He's the hungry sort, willing to do any manner of menial labor or walk over hot coals for a few crowns.

Sometimes the best skill is knowing when to lose.

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Age: 32

Gender: Male

Race: Human Falstoner

Height: 5'11

Build: Lanky

Features: Ratty

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» Diarmait (BrunoPhil) || || X

Just another place to break a window. Another place to make amends- eventually. Don't spoil it now.

» Garviel (Aquavita) || || X

Of anyone he could have ended up in stride after, best it be  Garviel. Best it be the Captain.

» Adrian (Kamaoe) || || X

And not a single one went with you, not a single one, didn't even look for- another in the tally of crooked noses.

» Iskvandar (Vin) || || X

Sharp thing, all points. Tall boots. Tall generally. Now there's someone to find a way past.

» Konrad (DocProkaryote) || || X

Tough crowd. We can be tough too, never liable to care a whit.    You won't catch us bleeding on your doorstep. Correction.

» Yarrow (Moosh) || || X

Attentive to every word, especially those unsaid- the worst sort of dangerous, in that she can make others a danger too.

» Marguerite (Charybdis) || || X

Once we figure out what your angle is, you're through. In the meantime...

» Dia (Mageaegis) || || X

It's so easy to secure a patron of the arts, all the arts, especially   the arts you didn't know you practiced.

» Drenmir (Fryzbee) || ️ || X

Least offensive sort of snooping, the open and shameless kind. We have nothing to share, truly.